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This was actually said in court & is taken from a transcript

Lawyer: Doctor, before you performed autopsy did you check for a pulse?

Doctor: No

Lawyer: Did you check for blood pressure?

Doctor: No

Lawyer: Did you check for breathing?

Doctor: No

Lawyer: So it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

Doctor: No

Lawyer: How can you be so sure Doctor?

Doctor: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar

Lawyer: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

Doctor: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive & practicing law somewhere!