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After getting high on Pride & Prejudice, romance, love & marriage for the past 12 days almost, a gentle reminder to all the females that Mr. Darcy is a fictional character & here is the general opinion of males on marriage. A little something to bring us all back to the reality 😛

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
-Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Mike Tyson

The great question.. which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
-George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Bill Clinton

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
-George W. Bush

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
-Rudy Giuliani

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
-Michael Jordan

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
-Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.
-Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
-Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
-Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Tommy Lee

A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
-Brad Pitt.

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